You question your own sanity. You say Give me all your money or Ill hump your dog. The owner says Oh no! You might get him pregnant! You say Ive got diseases. If you dont give me your money, Ill give them to you too. The owner says Ew! He pulls out his wallet and throws a five dollar bill on the ground. You say The whole thing. He says Get out of here, disgusting dog! I hate dogs! I dont even know why I own one!

You take the five bucks and go.

You attack the owner.

You try and hump both the owner and the dog.