You say ëHey pooch! Youíre mine now! First off, I want you to throw up everything thatís in you stomach right now! Or Iíll break your neck!í Instead, the dumb pure breed pees all over the sidewalk and you. It then whimpers and whimpers.

You jump up and down one the dog until it throws up.

Instead of waitng for the contents of its stomach, you decide to eat the dumb dog itself.