You are BuckTooth the Outlaw Dog. And youíre hungry. Youíre walking down the street when you here ëBad dog!í Itís been years since youíve let anybody take a whip to you but you flinch nonetheless. You turn around and see a dumb ass pure breed being smacked by a dumb ass owner. They both smell of money. You decide thereís at least a next meal here. You shout ëHey! Let go of that dog!í The owner raises his whip to you.

Bite his hand.

Bite his kneecap.

Bite him in the balls.